May 2013
tyra banks: 10 beautiful ladies stand before me
tyra banks: but i only have nine pictures in my hands
tyra banks: and they're all of me
tyra banks: lol
w-a-v-e:
do you ever just glance at a guys crotch and think “theres a dick there”
syrensphynxwitchtier:
espeonchan:
consider that we still call an entire race of people the wrong name because some random italian dude fucked up his geography and thought he was in south asia
he then committed genocide of the said peoples in the name of the spanish let’s remember that as well
dragonlord42:
the fact that 66 + 44 doesn’t add up to 100 really pisses me off
jennycraigslist:
when im acting really sassy my mom tells me to “put a little less dressing on that attitude salad”
unironicgoth:
my favorite eye color is your eye color and my favorite height is your height and my favorite weight is your weight my favorite hands are your hands my favorite knees are your knees
stopharry2013:
I never had a “boys are icky and gross” phase I’ve literally been chasing dick since birth
jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:
things i constantly worry about
coming across as sarcastic while not meaning to
coming across as rude while not meaning to
hurting someone’s feelings unintentionally
oh my god that shit stresses me out so baDLY
prograrn:
lookslikeazipper:
Right so im walking home and I see this guy rolling a cigarette under a streetlamp and when he clicked his lighter THE FUCKING STREETLIGHT WENT OUT
I stopped in my tracks and stared at this guy who looks up at me then to his lighter and hes as surprised as me then he takes his thumb off the trigger and THE STREETLIGHT TURNS BACK ON
HE GAVE THE MOST SURPRISED LOOK...
fivegum:
disney should just have a whole week dedicated to showing old shows like thats so raven etc i bet they would get like a 900% ratings boost bc nobody wants to watch a show called ant farm or whatever
theshimmydean:
journeyintohiddlestiel:
Want to save money on both Mother’s Day and Father’s Day?
Become a Winchester.
you didn’t
April 2013
interwar:
do you ever just look at children of couples in films or television shows and go
no
you are genetically impossible
that is not a dominant allele
